using a rembrandt as an ironing board造句

He offered a " shaved " version of the bearded Mona Lisa, and even created a " reciprocal " readymade : " Use a Rembrandt as an ironing board ."
Duchamp proposed using a Rembrandt as an ironing board; at least no one took him up on ( italics ) that . ( end italics ) The two men were of like mind, even if Man Ray became more like after they met.
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